In the past two days I have received 4 pieces of mail that are downright disturbing. One was from Gerber Life offering me life insurance for my unborn baby (!!!!!). The second was an American Baby packet offering coupons "especially for mothers"....the third was a $4.00 coupon from Enfamil. And then today I got a letter from my insurance carrier letting me know about important insurance information in our plan regarding mothers and newborns. What the heck, people?!?!?!??!? I already have 3 children which on a good day is 3 too many. I am not pregnant, I do not plan on becoming pregnant and am FLUMMOXED as to how I got on someone's list of "Little Ladies in a Family Way". I mean, c'mon, I threaten my children with the Bill Cosby quote, "I brought you into this world and I can take you right back out" on a weekly basis. Except I add my own little twist..."I can make another one just as cute or cuter than you....don't want to...but I CAN...and don't make me prove it!!" I'm the type of mom who looks forward to my children's scores of analyst's bills that are SURE to come my way (oh please, I've worked SO hard) so I can frame them. I will then invite total strangers in to say, "See that??? I did that!!!"
SO, where are these companies getting this erroneous information?!?!? Somebody better 'fess up.
I'm thinking it's time to have a chat with my doctor....
